Whats this? A post? Lies and Deceit! I blame the lateness of this on my sickness. It doesn't matter that I've only been sick for a day or two, that totally covers the whole 'five days since I last posted' thing. Don't question me. Now, in slightly related news, they totally need to come up with a useful application for snot. I mean really, we produce this crap by the bucket load, and it's completely useless. Maybe a car that runs on snot? That should lower gas prices...
Random Non-Snot Related Thought:
So its girl scout cookie time again, which got me thinking. The boy scouts really got the crap end of the business deal here. I mean really, everyone loves girl scout cookies. Those tiny (mostly) adorable little girls come 'round with their little brown and green vests on, patches everywhere, and sparkly happiness in their eyes and ask you if you want to buy some cookies. Not just any cookies, damn delicious cookies. It's almost impossible to resist. Then on the opposing team, are the boy scouts. Rowdy little thugs, in full uniform, dirt stains abound, and scratches on their knees, asking if you want popcorn. Yes popcorn. Boring, plain old popcorn. Seriously? Talk about the short end of the stick, delicious cookies vs. mediocre popcorn. The boy scouts really lost this business deal. Most of the time, they don't even have the cuteness factor to make up for the crappy marketing scheme. On the plus side, at least the boy scouts get to do stuff.
Quote of the Day:
" 'Light fuse and get away' may work for a Roman candle, but no so much for the wrath of a woman scorned."
-Jeph Jacques
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