Whats this? I've managed to post 2 days in a row? Shenanigans. But really, I'm posting today because I amused myself in English today. I honestly need help. We were supposed to be working on a 1st person draft. Prompt for class tonight was something about writing from the perspective of either someone home alone in a vulnerable position while an intruder breaks in, or from the perspective of the intruder him/herself. Now, I couldn't come up with a prompt all week, so I didn't write anything. But then, I get in class. And this wonderful magical idea comes to me when she gives us the next prompt. Something about where lonely people would be. Here's how my thought process went: Lonely people --> Zombies --> lonely zombies --> OMG I BET THE WITCH IS LONELY --> Lonely witch is crying --> crying = vulnerable --> lonely vulnerable crying witch in a room --> Zoey and team intrude --> 1st person vulnerable/intruder/lonely story get!
Random Thought/Draft of Wendesday: (maybe i'll make this a weekly feature?)
Why Me? Where did everyone go? Why'd they leave me here? They said they'd never leave me. They said they loved me. Why does everyone always leave me? Why can't I stop crying? What was that? Mommie? No... That's not mommie... She is pretty though. I like her shoes. I wonder if mommie will buy some for me. Maybe she knows where mommie is! Wait, whats that? Why is she pointing that thing at me? It looks like one of those things daddy told me not to play with. What'd that lady just say? Witch? I havn't seen any witch... Hey there are more of them! Maybe they'll help me find mommie. That man has a funny hat, I wonder why they're all so dirty. Now they're all pointing those things at me, maybe they're gonna get that witch the pretty lady was talking about. My arm. Why can't I feel my arm any more? I can move it, but I can't feel it. Whats this hole? They did this. The pretty lady, the man in the funny hat, their friends. They did this to me! I'll show them. I'll show her. I'm not crying any more mommie. The pretty lady, she's not moving anymore mommie. Theres blood everywhere mommie, I'm sorry I made a mess. But mommie, I like this feeling. I think I'll get the one with the tatoos next...
Yes. Yes I did just write a terrible DRAFT (key word here, it's supposed to be crap) about the witch being some little abandoned lonely zombie foster kid beating the crap out of Zoey (who totally missed the headshot, LAME) and eventually Francis ('cause really, who likes Francis?). Louis and Bill make it though. They're BAMFz. Whose mommie? I have no idea. Pretend she's Gaara and talks to a gourd of sand on her back or something, sheesh.
Quote of The Day:
"When I find that witch, I'll give her something to cry about."
-Francis (Left 4 Dead)
(oh Francis, how little you know...)
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lol you would do something like this
ReplyDeletebut that's cool, 'cuz i likes it