Hello Blogger. I'm late again, sorry.
Well, that was unexpected:
So today was the day Bill got his wisdom teeth out. Not a fun process really. In any case, here's how it goes. I'm home for the weekend. Now, I left a little later than intended, so when Dayna and doped-up Bill showed up at my window imagine my surprise. And amusement. He looks quite silly all doped up. In any case, I had to babysit dopey boy for a few minutes while Dayna went and grabbed her things (dopey needed babysitting for the night).
I'm a terrible caretaker.
Haha, it's probably a good thing I wasn't around to watch him. In the fifteen or so minutes I was there he almost: stuffed massive amounts of gauze in his mouth, passed out in prime "blood drip down my throat" position, and fell over. It was actually kind of funny. And by that, I mean I laughed like the horrible person I am. It really was amusing. I handed him gauze so he could switch it out. He was all like "what do I do with this?" and proceeds to attempt to stuff it all in his mouth. Luckily my frenzied "NO!" stopped him and I managed to get it rolled up properly. Silly dopey boy.
It really is a good thing someone not me was around to watch him. I'm far to forgetful for things like that. "Oh you're in pain? Well shit, I don't remember where I put your meds... sleep it off." Yeah, doesn't sound like a good idea. I can hardly take care of me, let alone another person.
Quote of the Day:
"You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."
- Ronald Reagan
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