Worries:
Alright internets, here's the problem. I'm female. Not that that's necessarily bad or anything. I'd much rather prefer my bits, to the dangly uncontrollable ones. The problem is the mood swings.
[Insert mood swings giving whiplash twilight reference here]
But really, I'm quite worried about these little buggers. As we all know a few days a month girls and women have inexplicable mood swings more frequently than normal. Except they're not really inexplicable by any means. They're hormone and OH MY GOD MY UTERUS IS A TREACHEROUS BASTARD COMMITTING MUTINY! induced.
Now that that bit is out of the way, let me say this. It's most unfortunate for the males in our lives when this occurs. Especially when said male has been dating you for approximately a week. I feel terrible for the poor boy, I really do. I don't normally mood swing so badly, but hell if I can fully control it. The best I can do is say "don't poke me or it'll end badly". Of course, when asked "how so?" I can't fully provide a response because really, who knows what my hormonal self will deem appropriate punishment. So of course the poking may continue. And by may, I mean did. And he has no idea how lucky he is I'm not completely insane. Or he would have lost a finger. Or three. I need a new movie. Not "How to Train Your Dragon" but "How to Train Your Boy". Rule One, do not agitate hormonal woman. Rule Two, follow rule one.
Still, I feel a bit bad since my mood was off. Oh well, I bought more motrin, so maybe I'll be a functioning member of society tomorrow.
Quote of the Day:
"One never knows what each day is to bring. The important thing is to be open and ready for it."
- Henry Moore
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